head-juicer

a person who likes to juice heads, or has been seen juicing a head
Damn, he's a head-juicer!
by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009
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Gouch Juicer

Someone who juices the gouch.. the nether regions of the nutsack. an salvates at the thought of the manly juices flowing
Man you know that chick over there is a Gouch Juicer.
by J-8:42 January 11, 2010
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the juicer

take an electric mixer but only leave one of the beaters on. insert the beater into your partners rectum and turn on to your desired speed. Using a cup, collect whatever fluids come out of the persons rectum and drink.
I was thirsty last night so i did the juicer on jill.
by E_Rock eric November 07, 2007
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Vagina Juicer

When you stick a straw up a butt, penis, or vagina and suck as hard as possible!!! Just drink that right up! Who knows what might come out! You can do it to a partner or even yourself:O Even try experimenting and try sucking two straws in different people at the same time! Two differnt tastes! Yum yum! Tip: It normally tastes the best during a girl's period.
Guy: Vagina juicer or blow job tonight, babe?
Girl: I'll get the bendy straws! Does that answer your question?
by Sexual_Llama:D February 19, 2011
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kankle juicer

Person whom drinks the foot ulcer seepage from another person with kankles.
The Kankle Juicer isn’t interested in skinny feet!
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Weak Juicer

–adjective
1. lacking the ability to drink
2. lacking character or personality
3. person unable to hang at the level of his peers
4. person, usually female, that is the weakest in the pack
1. Rich, Will, and Marcus are weak juicers because they backed out of entering the beer olympics this past Saturday.

2. Haily gets drunk and throws up after two beers because she is a weak juicer.

3. Andrew's new family is causing him to be a weak juicer.
by GB Fertig February 05, 2007
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Anal Juicer

Major insult. 1a. To connect your ass to a juicer and juice your ass.
2. Someone who juices another's anus.
Thomas is such an anal juicer.

I'm gonna be sick. He is using an anal juicer!!!!

HE IS TRYING TO ANAL JUICE HIMSELF!!!!!
by SSgokou9 February 16, 2004
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