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Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.
Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
by raiderjason October 30, 2011
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Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.
Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."
by wo7z October 9, 2010
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Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
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douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.
Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!
by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010
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douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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Douche bag

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*
by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011
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