He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.
by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug. An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life. had spineatitis
by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug. Derek is that kind of boy that start to be mean and distant, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he likes someone, he’s such a simp like hard simping, but it’s actually cute when he’s talking about his soul mate. The thing is that when he’s sad, you will feel his pain, and it’s just too much. He likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight, you can date him ;)
- Pff, i’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad? Lucky you! I’m stuck with these idiots..
- Oh.. ok never mind i like that class!!
- And you’re sad? Lucky you! I’m stuck with these idiots..
- Oh.. ok never mind i like that class!!
by lyneko101 December 12, 2021
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug. "That's so Derek..."
by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug. Non-Athletic
by The_Dudee February 9, 2015
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug. Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
by dexius July 27, 2018
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug. The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you
Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you
Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*
by Birdwurd April 22, 2017
 Get the Derekmug.
Get the Derekmug.