Smoking that Zooknee pack

when you fuck up Zooknee - taking constant L's

"pass me that Zooknee pack" Smoking that Zooknee pack

by RobertsLapins March 22, 2023

Zook

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked

by Holly18UK November 29, 2006

Zook

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass

Make me zook like one of your french girls

by God / The Speaker of truth June 11, 2021

zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

U fuckin' zookeeper!

by calloom May 27, 2006

zook

zook - means a joint/spliff

Im gonna light my zook

by mccj001 July 8, 2007

zotski

Any item found usually, on the floor of a store, not attached to it's original packaging and without a price tag. Usually dusty and dirty from being kicked around or rolled over with shopping carts.
Can be anything from a paper clip to a diamond bracelet.

Look at this cool zotski I found at Neiman Marcus!

by Moonbeads July 24, 2008

Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008