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Zombie

1. A person who lacks originality and just goes with the flow of society.

2. A person who has no mind of his/her owned and is controlled like a robot by the music they listen to or the people around this, henceforth making them the walking dead.

3. Usually dredheads, n00bs, emo kids, gang members, frat kids or any other group of kids who lose their personality or self-image to fit into a sub-culture.
SYMPTOMS AND CHARACTERISTICS
(Various phases of the Zombie Virus that plagues the Southeastern region of the United States) :

*looped chantings (ay ayyy ayyyyy)
*slurred speech (whu hannen shawty/cuh?)
*doing disturbing snapping/dancing/walking rituals often done in large groups or circles (doing the lean wit it rock wit it)
*the "all of a sudden" urge to be a rapper
*spooky (easily made music, using fruity loops) looped music with hi-hats and tons of snapping
*walking in a zombie-like way
*often wearing jewelry in the mouth
*twisting of the dreaded/un-dreaded hair
*obsessions with shooting in the air for no reason
*loss of proper grammar
*lack of reasoning
*high usage of abbreviations (TCB, GYP, GLK, WMG)
*high usage of marijuana
*often making branched cults called, Clicks/Cliques/Mobbs
*lack of self control

WARNING:
This zombie sickness is highly contagious is there is lack of originality
THE CURE:
Being yourself

- The Krisis
by D. Phyna October 23, 2007
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zombie

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.
Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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Zombie

A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011
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Zombies

One of the most unfairly overlooked bands in history. You've probably heard "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season." Their other stuff is just as good.
The Zombies album Odessey and Oracle is one of the greatest records ever made.
by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003
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Zombiely

To feel or realize something in a numb or slow zombie-like motion.
I zombiely felt the sun rays creeping up my skin.
by Natalised February 1, 2018
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Zombie

Dead people who eat living people. Nom.
by Dat1guy69 April 20, 2016
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Zombie

The humble zombie
The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world
Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!

2 minutes later...

Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT
by Oblong Cheeto March 12, 2021
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