Zenteno

A person normally with a hispanic origin who will get mad very easily. Their comeback is usually simply just "I know".

*During a game of tag*
Dude 1: Hey you there, you're out

Dude 2: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude 1: Wow, what a Zenteno.

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi November 14, 2014

Zenti

Perhaps the greatest clan of human beings to walk God's green earth. If you ever have the pleasure of calling yourself a Zenti, know that you've earned a rank unbeknownst to most sentient life forms. Good job, soldier.

"Man that fool's hella raw."
"Yeah 'cause he's a Zenti."
"Oh I understand."

by The rawest fool alive February 25, 2010

Zeno's Paradox

A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.

Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.

Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.

Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.

A bargain leather jacket was purchased on the basis of Zeno's insistence that it was real leather. As it turned out, it was not real leather. Forty dollars was lost when a hot fork punctured a whole in it.

But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.

According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.

According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.

by Piggus McKenzie November 18, 2004

Zeeto

high cofidence; another word for swagg

im a million dollar chick, check my zeeto.

by Chyenne Ramirez December 28, 2008

Zendor

Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!

"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"

by Zendor January 27, 2009

Zeno

Zeno is so so so hot and super strong and sexy. If you find a Zeno you’ll wanna keep him in your life because if you don’t, you’ll regret it. His d1ck game is also strong, ask elizabeth;)

Wow! Look how hot and sexy Zeno is!!

by Zenoberkshirenanana July 21, 2021

zenophobe

Someone who exhibits zenophobia which is the fear of Zen or anything pertaining to Zen. A zenophobe fears, mistrusts, loathes and hates Zen. The opposite would be zennists, which are those who appreciate, admire, and follow Zen.

Zenophobes are a pathetic sorry lot. I for one am a Zennist!!!

by ZPA-Berzerk November 10, 2005