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Zeus

The god of the skies. In ancient times he ruled with an iron fist, and always argued with posiedon and hades. Today he still does pretty much the same thing except for the "iron fist"
Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.
Zeus is a greek god.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011
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Zeus

Zeus, "King" of the Greek gods, was a pedophile. Not only that, he was the biggest fucking rapist and womanizer in greek history. I don't see how anyone could still worship this fucking monster, even back then.
by HumanityIsTerrible May 11, 2019
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Zeusmas

The Hellenic Polytheist's word for christmas.
"I wish you a Merry Zeusmas!"
by Susanne March 25, 2006
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Zeus

The most bad ass of all the Greek Gods. He has the power to throw lightning bolts, a power which he acquired by a skydiving incident in which he was struck by lighting (Spiderman has a similar story). Zeus once chugged two gallons of milk in under 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see what Zeus did the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
by djgreggiegreg September 17, 2012
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Hey Zeus

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.
Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!
by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004
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zeus

Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.
by Dude 2000 November 4, 2003
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Zeus juice

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.
I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!
by konavixen February 4, 2010
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