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Zambonied

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would
"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"
by zamboni69 October 27, 2022
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Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.
My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!
by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024
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Zamboni

A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022
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Zimbabwean Zamboni

A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.
Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”
by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025
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zamboni

The act of consuming liquids spilled inadvertently on a surface with only ones mouth.
Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023
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