take your balls out of your purse

When a man needs to grow a pair to complete a conquest of epic proportions.

"I don't know if I can ask her out. She might say no"
"You need to TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR PURSE"

by skgnskg September 2, 2013

Jock Your Balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

by MorningGordon July 24, 2006

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 27, 2021

bury your balls in your butthole

to kick someone in the balls so

creepy guy "hey little girl want some candy"

little girl "shut the fuck up wierdo"

little girl kick the creepy guy in the balls

little girl "ha i just bury your balls in your butthole bitch"

by thebeatlesfan July 26, 2010

Whip your balls out

Just like whip your dick out, this is a bigger sign of strength and ownership. Whipping your balls out means you own every situation because you're fearless and have the biggest balls in the room.

Wow jimmy whip your balls out and show them whose boss.

by Drew P Cox April 1, 2019

Pissing on your balls

To waste someone's time.

"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."

by Balls O'Penisly February 19, 2012

Playing With Your Balls

I was just kidding, or I was just playing. Used only for people who have balls to be, jokingly, played with.

Guy 1: Yo why are you making fun of me 😢
Guy 2: Dw I'm just playing with your balls

by miller_athma December 27, 2021