Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 09, 2017

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 30, 2018

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 03, 2019

Yonk

a large hit of an inhalant; a fat rip

“Ay bro, can I get a yonk of that joint?” “Just picked up an ounce… it’s gonna be yonk central.”

by Bae Please June 07, 2022

Yonk

Synonymous with yes. Largely used in agreement with a statement or question

Hey man, did you get the beers for the party?
Yonk bro!

by Belowaveragejoesky January 26, 2024

Yonks

A common word used for agreeing to something it's creation began when a person decided to mix the words yes and stonks together but I am glad it's a thing

Hey Jerry do you like my blueberry pie? Yonks

by BoboRozo September 10, 2019

Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 14, 2019