yoda

Slang term ;Wrinkled old coffin dodger usualy found at the front of any given queue when you are already running late.

by fish May 17, 2003

yoda

a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.

Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.

by joe lee December 28, 2004

yoda

An uncircumsized tubesteak that has lots of flappy skin covering the head.

T.W.'s yoda felt so weird in my cumdumpster...the skin kept clapping together while he was thrusting.

by Mark Gisbertz February 15, 2008

Yoda

A pimp/Drug-Supplier/Midget that supplies the rebels with "the goods" he has a disease which causes him to talk like a retard, he hides out on his home planet of dagobah away from the pigs so he doesn't get arrested.

Anakin: Jar-Jar have you seen Yoda?
Jar-Jar: Meesah saw him hiding from the pigs on Dagobah Fo' Sho'
*Rings yoda*
Yoda: Want the goods do you young Jedi?

by BARRELREAPER July 30, 2010

yoda

Yoda was NOT the most powerful jedi ever. Luke was, then yoda.

Just 140 days till revenge of the sith.

by adrian December 29, 2004

yoda

my cousin mike's girlfriend jessica

we call mike's girlfriend jess yoda!

by bretly March 25, 2004

yoda

a little peice of shit

a pieace of shit that has nasty old hairs growing.

by joe lee January 6, 2005