what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.

Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)

by hai_bai September 7, 2011

Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

Would you like French fries with that?

The most often repeated line delivered by drama school graduates in Los Angeles

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 April 21, 2016

Would you Rather

Would you Rather is a choice game were you have to choose between two+ options and you *HAVE* to pick at least one.
Written by; Owen - basball1000

Would you rather be President of the United States or be the richest man alive in the U.S?
Comment down below you answer.

by basball1000 June 4, 2018

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

A random sentence someone said on Lovely Peaches' insta live that became a meme. Now people spam it on the insta/tiktok lives of every singer or celeb known to man

Fan: What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Lovely Peaches: Umm... I'd tell him "god bless him" and to work on vocabulary❤️

by stan loona <33 August 9, 2023