A command you can use when your electronic devices aren't working. It can also be used on your wife when she doesn't cook you dinner, though this may result in her filing for divorce.
Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?
Wife: Jeffrey I don't think Billy should grow up with you in this household. You're always drinking and smoking. You never spend time with him.
Husband: XBOX ON
Wife:I want a divorce.
Wife: Jeffrey I don't think Billy should grow up with you in this household. You're always drinking and smoking. You never spend time with him.
Husband: XBOX ON
Wife:I want a divorce.
by dankyspanks27 February 21, 2018
The act of going onto xbox live and starting "Fights" with other players over the headset to the point where they threaten to come beat you up and both of you begin talking about how the actual fight is going to go down.
Sam was xboxing all day with some twelve year olds playing Halo Reach, and won almost every "Fight" he got into too.
by FanficNick June 08, 2011
i love my xbox! it has sooo many great games, i don't need any friends.
xbox is a great word for a girl's party zone.
xbox is a great word for a girl's party zone.
by n00bish 1337 May 25, 2006
Boyfriend - "babe im gonna go play my xbox, ill call you in a little bit" (meaning 3-4 hours)
me - "k ..."
me - "k ..."
by lovee_pinkk_x33 January 21, 2015
The Xbox is a community where other people like the PlayStation community or etc. like to make us feel like it’s the worst in the world but it’s really just a chill spot and we don’t give af about your opinion.. People hate on it for what ? I’ll wait... And btw it’s a video game...
PLAYSTATION N!66AS THATS WH1TE: THE XBOX IS SO G4Y
XBOX: YOU SAW THE NEW PLAYSTATION, YEAH IT LOOK MAD COOL BUT IM STICKING WITH XBOX BECAUSE IM LOYAL
XBOX: YOU SAW THE NEW PLAYSTATION, YEAH IT LOOK MAD COOL BUT IM STICKING WITH XBOX BECAUSE IM LOYAL
by swxvy November 20, 2020
by karanandos meneski July 21, 2005
The act of sleeping with your previous girlfriend for lack of other options, often a resignation of the will to seek out new pussy.
It is important to note that the "Xbox" is not exciting. It's like a show you've been watching play over in sindication for years: you know the basic storyline and only need to pay attention at the very end.
It is important to note that the "Xbox" is not exciting. It's like a show you've been watching play over in sindication for years: you know the basic storyline and only need to pay attention at the very end.
by g.t.s. July 12, 2006