taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.
This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
by woodpeckergirl May 05, 2015
by Xeries July 21, 2024
The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.
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by drylipspuckerlips June 24, 2018
Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.
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