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by TheTrojan April 3, 2020
Get the The Woodpecker mug.Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.
by Grim Seper November 4, 2022
Get the Woodpecker mug.taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.
This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
by woodpeckergirl May 6, 2015
Get the woodpeckering mug.by Russel bennet February 1, 2017
Get the Woodpecking mug.When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.
by Trebleflag September 1, 2020
Get the Angry woodpecker mug.A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016
Get the The Crusty Woodpecker mug.When any media is very known, loved and hugged by another nation, but anywhere else, even from the place it has been made, that media would be considered obsolete, mediocre or bad altogether. Just like Woody Woodpecker is to Brazil.
Joe: Have you seen the news? There's a new album from that brazillian musician I told you about.
João: Oh, we know that guy, we don't really give it to his music.
Joe: It must be Woody Woodpecker Effect, 'cuz his songs SLAP! I've shown it to all my friends here in England and they loved it!
João: Oh, we know that guy, we don't really give it to his music.
Joe: It must be Woody Woodpecker Effect, 'cuz his songs SLAP! I've shown it to all my friends here in England and they loved it!
by kooleztkiin March 14, 2025
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