Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.
Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
by Siddius October 12, 2010
Get the Twat Waddler mug.(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 26, 2011
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The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016
Get the Piddle Waddle mug.A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.
Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.
by General Sarvis February 3, 2017
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Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.
To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.
Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.
To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.
Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.
I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.
Bro, everyone noticed.
Yeah, it's not a good technique.
I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.
Bro, everyone noticed.
Yeah, it's not a good technique.
by Odd_James December 25, 2020
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I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
by Prophet_UD December 19, 2021
Get the Sod Waddle mug.guy 1: holy crap that guy is gonna kill me! guy 2: no suprise, you have angered the great lord bandana waddle dee!!!! bandana waddle dee: poyo!!
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