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Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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Pussy Wimp Nigger

1) a way of expressing rage when a black person kills you in Call of Duty
2) a black person who is afraid of having sex or eating out a pussy
1)
Jim: Man, you a Pussy Wimp Nigger

Gary: Fuck You

Jim: Man, You Make This Game Shit

2).

Jessi: Babe, Stick It In

Jim: I Can Not Do That

Jessi: You Pussy Wimp Nigger
by A Fallen King March 19, 2023
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WIMP

Woman Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

A female ass kisser or a female version of a SIMP, but mainly straight. Typically either basic, a beta female, a SJW, or a housewife with too much time on her hands, she practically lives her pitiable existence on sites like Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook (where the comment Dislikes are hidden), because she has no actual social value in the real world and sucks up to some popular, self important female to feel relevant. Typically fails because she’s either lost in a sea of simps and other wimps, or is ignored because everyone knows not to waste their time responding to such a stupid person with even Likes. Can be mistaken as bots because they’re that generic with their platitudes and can respond like clockwork to every single post made by said self important female.
Self important female: ugh, my sister can’t cope that I am so much prettier than her. It’s why I have a boyfriend and she doesn’t. (Comment has 100000 likes)

Random WIMP 1: lol you are sooo much prettier than her! (Comment has 3 likes)

Random WIMP 2: lol you go girl! (Comment has 1 like)
by Stake Knife January 2, 2022
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Wimp

A person who is scared, or WEAK, or named ebony corti.
That little wimp is named ebony corti.
by number 1 vsco girl September 1, 2019
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Cargo Wimp

A fat dirty ahh ranga with a huge stinkin green cargo breathe
That kid names ben poole is a massive cargo wimp with bunion’s on his nads
by Bigblackmeatycock69 July 28, 2022
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Wimp

When under social pressure to follow the crowd to do something or act a certain way and refusing to do so results in being called a "wimp". When in actuality it being someone of inner strength to resist.
Ah, come on, jump the do not cross fence! We did it! Quit being such a wimp!
by 1111@#4 February 9, 2020
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Wimp

One who does way too much for a Wizard101 girl. Also someone that seeks self satisfaction from girls within the game Wizard101.
Allison: "Do you anyone who is a wimp on Wizard101?"
Cass: "Yes, his name is Ryan Sky."
by TitsMagee555 February 17, 2021
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