Wide Stance

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.

Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.

by Edman Graham September 8, 2007

wide dog

The enemy of long cat. An extremely big, fat dog, spread throughout the internet, but yet, it has only been pictured one single time. This picture is easily accessible on the internet, and this is what wide dog is about. A picture of a big, fat dog.

I saw the picture of wide dog yesterday. It is awesome, and 10000 times cooler than long cat.

Wide dog is truly fat.

by Alexander Malskaer May 12, 2008

wide stance

A term for a homosexual, conservative, white-collar person in a position of power who doesn't want his sexuality to be publicly revealed.

Trent Lott has a wide stance.

by Rundy September 16, 2007

wide vag

when a women (whore) has had sexual intercourse so much that her vagina is ripped open and is constantly flabbing around. The viginal opening is so wide that the women could fit over three large penises in side at a time during sexual relations.

1)Holy shit i was with katies mom last night and her vag was so wide there was no need for lube.

2) That chick had such a wide vag that it flabbs around when she runs around.

3) EWW i was having sex last night with some hooker and her vag was so wide that it felt like fucking a bowl of jello.

4) Fuck i hate wide vags it a complete waste of a boner/stiffy.

5) billy: shit i hate my wifes wide vag
steven: HEY IT HAPPENS !!!!!

by Chode1234Police February 13, 2009

wide load

1. Something a semi is hauling thats bigger than the trailer.
2. Someone who is really fat and needs to drop about 300 pounds by actually walking instead of riding their damn motorized wheelchair around wal-mart all day.

hey service man i need to have my huver round widened my fat ass has now been classified as a WIDE LOAD!

by uncle crapper August 2, 2003

wide nigga

issa big nigga, wide/big niggas are cool niggas

Person one :It's wide nigga season my dude'
Person two :awh yeah!

by Wideniggalovers February 10, 2018

wide mouth

an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches

dude, i tried to wide mouth a coke can, my teeth are no completely fucked!!!!

by MamboPie February 23, 2011