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500 years of winter

The best band ever.
More punk rock than 5Sos.
The biggest band on the planet.
Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford are their biggest fans.
#500yearsofwinter
Example tweets about 500 years of winter:

"we're a family that turned themselves into a band.

kind of like the Jackson 5, but cooler.

#500YearsOfWinter"

" laughing cause #500yearsofwinter is already more popular than the wanted"

"people in my school are sooo basic
and they don't even know that i'm a band member wtf

#500YearsOfWinter"
by @holylxrry January 10, 2014
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wenger out

A summary of Arsenal's performance at the business end of a season, usually said over at the Emirates and Arsenal fan TV
''Where's the character fam? Where was Giroud ? Where was the defence? The old man has no answer to this. Wenger Out!
by Spoderman275 March 3, 2017
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Scott Westerfeld

Born May 5, 1963. Science fiction author, famous for writing the Uglies series, as well as Peeps, the Midnighters Trilogy, and a host of adult science fiction. He is adored by fans, especially teens, around the world, and his books have been translated into a host of different languages.
Whenever I go to the library I can't find any Scott Westerfeld books, since everyone takes them out!
by Xinro November 21, 2007
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Winter Beater

An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt

Or

A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months
by J-Mo October 14, 2004
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Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008
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winter ho

A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.
Damn, look at that winter ho; it's about to snow and she has on some booty shorts.
by Pebbles March 2, 2005
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winter muffin

Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.
Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!
by bump it November 27, 2010
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