by StupidkKid21 May 24, 2018
Get the wellington heights mug.The Wellington bouncer is a very specific and tedious sexual act, when done correctly can achieve great results. The Wellington bouncer recruited two guys(one short and lightweight and another tall and strong enough to care two people), and one very flexible chick.
The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.
The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.
Me, John and Beatrice got together and did the Wellington Bouncer. Me being the stronger guy out of us two, I didn’t mind having my buddy’s bare ass touch my chest, cuz at least Beatrice was gargling my meat in the process.
by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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Get the Weeb Wellington mug.In other words, Rough As Fuck, a town within County Durham near Crook and Bishop Auckland. Ran by dealers, smack rats, wanna-be pykies and pure chavs.
Don’t come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, don’t stare at someone you don’t know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by “who you fuckin lookin at like , haway then”
Don’t come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, don’t stare at someone you don’t know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by “who you fuckin lookin at like , haway then”
“Mam I’m going to Willington for a few hours”
“Okay Son, make sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you sure as fuck won’t be leaving Willington with any”
“Okay Son, make sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you sure as fuck won’t be leaving Willington with any”
by Big Noodle Mush August 19, 2022
Get the Willington mug.Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".
Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."
-later on-
Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."
-later on-
Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
by Jamaican Meornay September 10, 2007
Get the Wellington mug.stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.
by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012
Get the Wellington mug.From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.
Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007
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