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something for the weekend, Sir?

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.
Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"
by hteb78 September 13, 2013
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Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.
"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."
by Mark C. August 28, 2005
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vampire weekend

A killer band from a killer city (New York), who fuse together a seemingly unheard of combination of instruments to pretty much make there own genre: "The Upper West Side Soweto".
"Dude the debut album of Vampire Weekend is coming out in 3 days"

"Lets go wait in line"
by Philberto January 8, 2009
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Blind Weekend

When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.
Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"

Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"

Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."
by LV3 August 26, 2013
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Having a weekend

When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.

This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009
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kids for the weekend

A crap Band from portaferry who cant sing, dance or even well lets put it this way they have no talent BAHAHAHAHA
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by Heroesnofan January 25, 2010
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rodney's weekend

A week day taken off work. Particularly when the weather is too nice to be inside. Particularly favoured by people called Rodney.
Person 1: The surf was pumping yesterday
Person 2: Weren't you at work?!
Person 1: Nah, i was having a Rodney's Weekend

Person 1: Man, what a great weekend
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: It's Rodney's Weekend
by kevin tracey October 22, 2019
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