weasel

a moderatly attractive member of the opposite sex(but nothing to brag about)whose partner will do almost anything for them.
Yo son is yo bro still dating that chick? Yeah that weasel has him whipped like a slave.
by blown carbs November 19, 2008
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to take a pee
I have to take a weasel.
by Justin August 16, 2003
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Weasel

A guy that spends all of his time trying desperately to get some poon. Weaseling his way into a girls pants.
Dave is such a weasel, he stopped playing football the other day because he wanted to try and get some poon.
by urban dick May 17, 2006
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weasel

A small, Chihuahua-like man.
Franco is such a little weasel.
by Cid April 30, 2003
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Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.
" weasel called me a cunt " - co-worker

" that weasel can sure hack down the cigrettes "
by Dictionary genius October 02, 2017
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I'ma send that guy a box of crazed, rabid, horny weasels if he doesn't shut up!
by Lok Reaver February 17, 2004
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Weasel

A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.
Your friend: Hey did you just see your crush???
Me: Yea, weasel is soo cute!!!
by theghettominnymouse February 29, 2012
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