wankers tash

The bit of hair that goes from your balls (testicles) up to and around your belly button, like a snails trail of hair

"did you see daves belly, it looks like his wankers tash goes from his balls to his chin!"

by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

Teeny Wanger

a male having less than the legal limit of genitalia in his britches.

We couldn't help but notice that Eduard was a real teeny wanger.

After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.

by huffnagel1 January 9, 2006

Wangery

A term for confusion, usually by multiple technical terms being thrown at someone, or by a torrent of complicated sums being forced upon someone.

Originated from the Mitchell and Webb sketch 'Numberwang' which is a spoof on nonsensical ridiculous mathematical gameshows.

"Aperture is relative to shutter speed, but ISO ratings can alter both of the previous to high of lower values depending on which way it is adjusted, along with increasing or reducing grain"

"WTF?! Total wangery!"

by Ade B February 13, 2009

Wankership

Used ironically in addressing an important or high-ranking jerk-off, especially a magistrate, mayor, or other elected official. Based on British slang word wanker.
noun: Your Wankership

Sperm donation is a noble but lonely calling your Wankership

by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014

Wandersexual

When you find travelling more attractive than having a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm coming out as wandersexual.
People keep asking me why I'm still single but really I'm wandersexual

by extremebleh91 July 26, 2017

Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017

Waggers

Informal Greeting used by gay Irish kids called Adam

Adam: Waggers
Anybody not called Adam: You're a gay potato muncher

by Ratmast_er May 5, 2020