wallowship

A group of emos, or a friendship shared by two or more emos.

I saw another wallowship at the mall today, talking about sadness.

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe August 21, 2009

Wallpost

n. Shitty, effortless, small talk that you can't own up to in person. It is the modern day form of small talk.

Wallpost written by an acquaintence on your birthday: "Hey Sam, happy birthday man! Let's hang out some time!!"

(you know this will never happen).

by soph1 November 12, 2010

wallopa doodle foogie mudge

the result of typing when hyper/drunk. one of many mooshkinisms.

(on messanger)
person one: wallopa doodle foogie mudge
person two: err, wot?
person one: wallopa doodle foogie mudge!!!!
person two: are you, like, on drugs...?

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Dick Wallop

Someone who is generally stupid and doesn't know what's going on.

Jack: I'm in the pine tree in your backyard. You're on Facebook.
Dylan: You can't see me from there, Dick Wallop!

by CheeksmcDamien April 18, 2010

Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'

cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!

by michael foolsley August 17, 2010

walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004