To repeatedly fire a .50 caliber weapon (such as the .500s&w, .50BMG, 50-70, .50AE etc) in the air several times to wake somebody up or get their attention much like Richard Machowicz when he fires his .50 caliber weapons on the badass tv show "Future Weapons".
*Kyle and Joe at the shooting range*
Joe: kyle!
kyle: ...........
Joe: KYLE!!!
kyle:........
Joe: *fires desert eagle 4 times*
kyle: ahhh!! what is it!!
Joe: apparently you needed a mack wake up to get your attention.
Joe: kyle!
kyle: ...........
Joe: KYLE!!!
kyle:........
Joe: *fires desert eagle 4 times*
kyle: ahhh!! what is it!!
Joe: apparently you needed a mack wake up to get your attention.
by Ekim_ October 31, 2010
A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.
I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!
by USAF Cadet July 08, 2021
In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
by window shopper June 20, 2011
To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.
When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006
A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
by Zelos9 May 18, 2019
Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up
by BFOR July 12, 2020
When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.
Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.
or
I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.
or
You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?
or
I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.
or
You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?
by Professor Legasov August 17, 2019