wtfifl

What the fuck is for lunch?

Me: wtfifl?
You: Wendys?
Me: Fatass.

by lolpeanuts July 26, 2010

WTFSHIT

a common phrased used when someone is surprised and angry about a certain circumstance that seems improbable

1: Friday Song has over 70 million views? WTFSHIT!

2: A:WTFSHIT how is that 11 year old better than me at COD?

B:Because you suck.

by omgwtfbbqh4x0rz April 16, 2011

Wtfsm

W.T.F.S.M. means What the fucking shitting monkies. Used when something is just too outrageous to say Wtf to, and also makes you angry.

Boyfriend: Omg. Why do you complain so much. Just shut up already. Damn.

Crazy Girlfriend: Oh hell naw! You did not just tell me to shut up. I'm gonna have to cut you!

Boyfriend: Wtfsm?!

by Hypafiied July 3, 2011

WTFSWAYPD

This term is abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fuck Son Why Are Your Pants Down." This phrase is used when your parents have caught you masturbating. The female version is WTFDWAYPO.

Dude #1 "Dude, my parents totally WTFSWAYPD'd me last night."
Dude #2 "That sucks, dude."

by Dogteeth56 October 10, 2016

WTFMF

what the fuck motherfucker

WTFMF is used when texting

by may.may March 8, 2017

WTFS

usually stands for 'Why The fuck stop' but also for 'What the Fucking Shit'.

you're making millions so WTFS. Or WTFS man!

by Agent_smith November 9, 2017

wtff

what the flipity flop

"wtff are you doing?"

by dominono lazer September 4, 2018