Blair Witch Style

To stand in a room facing the corner, suspiciously.

Matt: I woke up the other day to find my brother standing quietly facing the corner of my room.

Tom: You mean Blair Witch Style?

Matt: Yeah. I asked him about it the next day and he said he didn't remember - said he must have been sleepwalking.

by Beauteous September 3, 2005

Billy Witchdoctor

An inept witch doctor that Frylock hired over the internet to ressurect Master Shake. He failed miserably due to the fact that he only had experience in ressurecting chickens, and was blown up by Frylock's eye lightning.

Billy Witchdoctor: Arise chicken! Arise! Chicken arise!

by hamburger man August 12, 2004

a witch's tit

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

green witch

noun. A witch specializing in the earthen world. A green witch is typically female, practices solitarily, and is a Pagan. Green witches know much about the identities, myths, care, etc of plantlife and seek to preserve it. They attempt to connect with the earthen world with New Age methods such as meditating. They acknowledge magic and use it in tune with natural forces to accomplish a goal, aka using witchcraft. These goals may include, but are not limited to: healings, protectings, blessings. Green witches are usually knowledgable in herbalism.

My green witch sister told me that Native Americans viewed goldenseal as an all-purpose medicinal herb, but that I shouldn't use it because it is at-risk for extinction. She told me to use barberry instead.

by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 10, 2009

witchoo

The act of combining the words "with" and "you" to increase overall gangsterness and massariness

I miss being witchoo!

by turtle25 February 7, 2009

Witch handle

When you slide your middle finger between a butt crack upwards and grab someone's sacrum.

Did you see that dude out there on the dance floor totally witch handle that girl?

by tHE MiNi wHEaT December 3, 2016

Startle The Witch

A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.

Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.

by undecided1 January 1, 2009