wispstache

1) a subtle moustache.

2) moustache in-the-making

"OMG he has a dead animal living on his upper lip."

"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."

by yoursexylover October 26, 2009

wiss

another word for piss

i really have to take a wiss

by ? September 6, 2003

wikispark

Using Wikipedia, Sparknotes, or some other informational site to complete assignments on literature you haven't actually read.

"Dude, did write that '1984' essay?"
"I wikisparked it"

by topazbullet September 12, 2007

Wikislip

The condition which sets in when you read a wikipedia article and are interested by multiple links in - so you open those and are interested by multiple links inside those, as well - this condition is usually ended when you think to look at a clock and notice that you have just lost hours of your life looking up information not even slightly related to your original subject.

So I was researching Cherenkov Radiation - one wikislip later, it's 0300 and I'm reading up on Kevin Bacon.

by KMCooke November 18, 2007

wishspicion

n. 1. wishful thinking; 2. projecting your hidden hopes or desires by diagnosing others 3. knowing that it isn't necessarily true, but believing that by simply saying it, it will be.

Dale: Did you see the way he looked at Christian Bale in that scene? I bet he swallows....
Justin: Sweetness, Cillian Murphy isn't gay. It's just your wishspicion!

by Dan Ambrose March 10, 2008

Wissal

A beautiful girl with jet black hair, Dark eyes like two ripe olives, and a skin tone the color of butter. She has the widest and brightest smile that puts any aching heart to rest. A kind soul that takes over you utterly and completely if she ever decides you are worthy of her time. She's the anchor to your wandering ship, the arrow to your knee (Skyrim reference), and the pillar you lean on when you tire.

If you don't watch out, you will desperately fall in love with her, but if you're lucky enough and shares your love back, you'd be the luckiest person alive.
Nonetheless, if you get on her bad side she can fuck you up. :)

Guy 1: That girl wissal is beautiful.. And hella nice
Guy 2: maaan! Don't try anything with her she has a crazy ass boyfriend.

by MuffinMan995 November 23, 2021

wisit

1) noun; A quick drink among friends to get through the day, preferably but not definitely during the late morning or early afternoon

2) verb; Engaging in such a drink

-ing, -ed

Ex: Fuck, we have an exam in four hours; let's go to your place for a wisit!

Ex: You wrote "Jack Daniels" as the author of "Don Quixote" on your exam? That's what you get for wisiting...

by sunshine88 April 29, 2008