ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Insp-wired

- adjective.

aroused, animated, or imbued with the spirit to do something, brought on by the consumption of copious amounts of good coffee

I was so INSP-WIRED after that pot of coffee that I wrote three new songs

by muddyfeet July 25, 2011

Get wired

To have a party or to get drunk. Normally only sierras do this.

Let's go get wired this weekend!

by Qwertyuahdg September 24, 2016

cross wired

Cross wired: The act of getting high and drunk at the same time

Bruh we pounded back 2 26ers of smirnoff ice then we smoked 4 bowls, we were cross wired as fuck!

by Follow my ig yung_dope_boy May 13, 2018

the Wired

The constant, massive flow of data being exchanged through the internet which is a world of its own.

Josh is stuck in the Wired. He's torrenting a game, checking Reddit and Metafilter, tweeting and chatting on four different clients.

Sometimes I have trouble telling the Wired and the real world apart.

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010

Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.

-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“

by Pertturbator January 29, 2020