Best known for his portray as a pseudo paedophile with a love of comedy midgets aka Oompa Loompas and chocolate.
Notable for bad hair under pressure and a tendency to randomly burst into song.
Often found masquerading (albeit very poorly) as an Investment Banker with a distinctly 1983 line in drainpipe trousers teamed with excessively pointy loafers.
In summary, a complete tool.
Notable for bad hair under pressure and a tendency to randomly burst into song.
Often found masquerading (albeit very poorly) as an Investment Banker with a distinctly 1983 line in drainpipe trousers teamed with excessively pointy loafers.
In summary, a complete tool.
by James Lindsay March 18, 2008

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.
by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."
by Greybush January 23, 2008

The act of creating a false name for yourself and having everyone call you by it, even family members, without legally changing it in the federal database.
by frankthetank91 November 1, 2010

A person who thinks they are invincible. Someone who can talk the talk but has to be forced into walking the walk and always has it blow up in their face afterwards. This person usually thinks they are well liked and popular amongst many different groups of people but the minute they leave or are not around everyone trashes them and their stupidity in thinking so highly of themselves.
This person is usually unemployed and going nowhere in life.
This person is usually unemployed and going nowhere in life.
"Im glad I am getting where I am going in life and am not becoming an L R Wilder.
Girl: I am the shit.
Boy: nah ur just an L R Wilder
Girl: I am the shit.
Boy: nah ur just an L R Wilder
by dowagiacMI January 3, 2012

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.
by erapats October 20, 2014
