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A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.
I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.
wifey by Googles June 11, 2006
a chick you bagged that your proud of
dude1-yo brah,i bagged this new joint b she's my wifey
dude2-awwh 4real b u smashin b?
dude1-yea 4sure
wifey by wayne teboth September 5, 2007
a boy who spoons with another boy then wakes up in the morning and takes a shower with this boy to "conseve water to save the fishies"
steven looked at wifey and said lets save the fishies and take a shower together.
wifey by bwahaha September 17, 2007
Shortened term used to describe a wife beater tee shirt.
the boys were comparing wifeys before they went to the dance.
Wifey by canadaday April 13, 2009
A name given to your lesbian best friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is straight and loves a heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)
Wifey NO!
Wifey by Jennoza July 10, 2010
A term to define a bitch who iz becomin ur Wife, like u is gettin pussy whipped. u get controlled and she uses her pussy when tightened over da penis gives the woman utter control of the dude in question.
Damn Mutha, you gonna leave your homies hanging AGAIN? Bridget callin u again? damn you gettin pussy whipped dawg, i'm tellin you that bitch is a wifey man
Wifey by SteveyAKALucious June 11, 2006