Whomp 

A cuss word that means absolutely nothing usually made to say in school so you don’t get pulled into the principal’s office or worse, detention.
(Made by TJ Detweiler)

“Man, this whomps.”
“That’s a mega whomp.”

Whomp by ypurmom.com January 19, 2022

Whomp 

The act of striking an unsuspecting male in the groin area. Typically with the striker saying "whomp" or "whomp-whomp" at the same time.

I wasn't paying attention and Bryan whomped me in the balls.

Whomp by DaMonz9 April 19, 2023

whomp 

A person will say this to you when they are in awe of your excellence and superiority. When written in lower case, it is an even greater gesture. You are the best.

whomp (you’re a bloody legend)

whomp by Waussie February 2, 2024

whomp 

Whomp is used to express one’s utter admiration for the person they say it to. It’s the greatest verbal gesture anyone can receive.

~Tom enters the room~
~His many admirers watch in awe, in unison~

A solitary voice speaks a solitary word, summing up the situation perfectly…

“Whomp”

whomp by Waussie February 4, 2024

Whomp Weasel 

A fairly new slang term for the penis

I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!

Whomp Weasel by Uark23 December 5, 2012

Whomp and Stomp

Bruno Mars' pompadour styled hair. Sometimes called the 'whomp'.

Interviewer: How many products does it take to make the Bruno Mars pompadour?

Bruno: The whomp? I call it the whomp. The whomp and stomp once in a while. It's just a lot of, you know... Margarine is in there, natural fruits and berries, and surprisingly barbecue potato Pop Chips.

Interviewer: NO! Is that the secret?!

Bruno: I promise you!

Whomp and Stomp by MrunoBars December 26, 2011

whomp biscuit 

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.

Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.

whomp biscuit by miltonbuck April 28, 2014