Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

Waffle Stompers

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.

The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.

by wafflestompers June 24, 2025

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

wafflestomp

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

by Miles M. November 10, 2006

wafflestomping

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

by weenaak July 5, 2010

Cleveland Wafflestomp

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.

"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp

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