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Cum Wad

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!
John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.
by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012
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spank wad

A term commonly used to describe a tissue that has been viciously soaked by man matter.
Bro, I was taking out the trash and I found one of your spank wad's
by El Jhay August 11, 2017
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Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation
He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.
by booblover July 23, 2010
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Fag wad

Someone who's a faggot and a wad of shit at the same time
"Mason's being such a fag wad today; who pissed in his cereal?¿"
by Hypocritical Hypocrite July 12, 2017
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wad gobbler

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.
I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.
by Jack Goff September 9, 2006
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rage-wad

A compressed ball, roll, or lump of human being composed of violent, explosive anger. Roots: GBC IX
by Allie June 30, 2005
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jizz wad

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.
That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.
by JD G April 2, 2008
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