Cum Wad

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!

John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.

by Jerk-off Pro December 31, 2011

Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation

He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.

by booblover May 31, 2010

spank wad

A term commonly used to describe a tissue that has been viciously soaked by man matter.

Bro, I was taking out the trash and I found one of your spank wad's

by El Jhay August 12, 2017

Fag wad

Someone who's a faggot and a wad of shit at the same time

"Mason's being such a fag wad today; who pissed in his cereal?¿"

by Hypocritical Hypocrite July 11, 2017

wad gobbler

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.

I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.

by Jack Goff September 10, 2006

rage-wad

A compressed ball, roll, or lump of human being composed of violent, explosive anger. Roots: GBC IX

Russell Crowe is an unironic rage-wad.

by Allie June 20, 2005

jizz wad

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

by JD G April 02, 2008