Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.

"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"

by anongeo January 10, 2009

Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.

Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!

by Dicks McCockmaster November 5, 2007

Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).

Carl is such a shit volcano.

by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010

volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

by Abooooooi November 12, 2017

Volcano

Earth's dicks.

Volcanoes are just earth's dicks. They erupt after getting turned on for years.

by theCoolNoob October 21, 2021

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Popcorn Volcano

Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.

While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.

by kidgoat April 24, 2011