voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose

Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)

by PotatoPower June 12, 2011

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009

Volleybar

A bar with a bunch of volleyball courts, usually with volleyball leagues as well. They're all pretty much the same. Gives yourself an excuse to feel good about going out for half a dozen beers on a weeknight. You'll have a good time, regardless of whether or not you're playing.

I'm at the volleybar every Tuesday. I'm on a team with a few of my co-workers.

by tdk95 June 13, 2018

Fence Vole

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.

"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"

by KylianKyle March 9, 2017

Kiss Voleyball girl day

The day that you grab the hawt volleyball girl (all of em) hug her from behind the kiss her.

Boy: *does the above
Volleyball girl: were dating now

Volleyball girl:*faints
Boy: and I got this from urban dictionary, kiss voleyball girl day

by Heheheikyousawmydefinition October 23, 2019