virginity loophole

The Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

by T_rump_supporter April 5, 2016

Virginity Theft

It is used when someone takes away another person's virginity while that other person has a boyfriend or girlfriend and hasn't had sex with them.

Mrs.Blanco commited a Virginity Theft on Lucca while he was dating Janet.

by Gabysantos88 April 20, 2017

virginity song

The song you are hoping/willing to lose your virginity to.

If you have a virginity song, but then you lose your virginity without listening to it, it still is your virginity song.

Can also be referred to as 'v-card song'.

...And then he played my virginity song, birthday sex by Jeremih, and I knew it was right.

by PartyPartyLetsAllGetWasted November 3, 2010

Virginity Kisses

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out

Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses

by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011

Virginity Rocks

A motto used by Danny Duncan to encouraged his audience virgins. The only exception is to take another persons virginty.

Danny Duncan told me that virginity rocks 🤟

by Kevinlovesdanny August 1, 2018

Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.

Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...

by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013

virginity fairy

someone who can easily take your virginity, but it can never be taken from her.

Alicia is the virginity fairy

by Cestlaviexoxo July 21, 2006