Get your
PE kits ready as the teachers bark at you to get changed. The changing rooms did not pass the vibe
check, with rats feasting on mouldy food, and rusty old showers that no one dares to use. Enter the “fitness suite”, the only kind of exercise happening here is students mouths, the sports hall isn’
t much better, as students challenge each other to launch balls as
high as possible to hit the ceiling and knock down lights. The overly enthusiastic PE teachers are
vibing whilst students sneak phones into the lesson and even face time their
friends. Sometimes, they are forced to wear bibs that haven’t seen washing powder in a good few years, make that a decade. The try hards suck up to the teachers whilst half of the class skives and stays away from the vibe.