Vertigo Back

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.

-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"

by Sefff October 20, 2008

Vertolli

Italian word for short.

Generally these people have a very low sex drive and hate the top shelf.

Dude: Wow look at Liam he is so short!
Gal: He said his Nona keeps telling him one day he wont be so Vertolli.

by TheBearOfSpades May 17, 2018

vertify

the incorrect way of saying verify.

Ty: so you're telling me, after all these years, vertify isn't how it's pronounce?

by neopreo May 31, 2016

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

Vermilion Pt. 2

The acoustic version of Vermilion which is not too hardcore and which Corey displays his soft side. The lyrics are touching and is the second acoustic sound on the album.

"She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame.
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me
I'd do anything to have her to myself
Just to have her for myself
Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad."

by Krash December 31, 2004

vertical seafood taco

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

by D.Righteous July 25, 2007

vertically challenged

someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.

man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.

by YourAlcoholicDad March 31, 2010