A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.
My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.
by Everybody Hurts February 27, 2018
The finest institute in the great state of Vermont. Who knew that out of a population of almost 10,000, nearly 9,997 students are Phish fans. Known as Groovy UV, hippies reign freely and the 70's will never die. A great place to party and hit the slopes.. what could be better?
Dude, wanna roll a j then hit the slopes? I go to UVM.
The most kick ass school; the University of Vermont.
The most kick ass school; the University of Vermont.
by ilovermont January 11, 2005
small back-ass town in the middle of northeast "where the fuck exactly are we?!?" Vermont...
the town is comprised mostly of older retirees and people who never developed higher brain function past the 7th grade forcing them to work in shit jobs at factories around the local area for the rest of their lives.
the town is comprised mostly of older retirees and people who never developed higher brain function past the 7th grade forcing them to work in shit jobs at factories around the local area for the rest of their lives.
by a.fisher February 26, 2011
Shelburne, Vermont is a town of about 7,144 people on the shores of Lake Champlain. The town is a mix of beautiful rural landscapes, and shitty, corporate suburbs (I am referring to Shelburne Road). The eastern side of Shelburne and Shelburne Farms are the two most beautiful areas of Shelburne. It has one of the best public schools in Vermont. People can go swimming and boating in Shelburne Pond and Shelburne Bay. A beautiful Vermont town that is slowly being developed into a corporate shithole like the rest of America.
by Dr. Meh August 02, 2012
An alleged town in Vermont that curiously has a name even though there is nothing there, nobody knows about it, and for all intents and purposes it does not exist.
by EmptyShell September 08, 2011
Vermonts Third largest City. Most of the population is retarded and irritating. My condolences if you have to drive through it. Attracttions include Walgreensm and nightlife includes Dennys.
by Will G. January 25, 2006
The name of the town that is home to the infamous Norwich University currently ruled by King Schneider. The town is a place where people come and do nothing except leave and go elsewhere, unless they attend Norwich where most students will spend their time sleeping, eating and getting drunk.
Dude, there is nothing to do in Northfield, Vermont, lets go back to campus and get hammered with Jim.
by JimBeamBurbon January 16, 2013