"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"
We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards
by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.
"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."
by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021

someone that has a deep voice and plays valorant, mains reyna/jett typically uses black araxys vandal and xenohunter knife
by 19wj November 30, 2024

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing
Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled
by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

yeah so val? no but val? liek acc imagine having a 700 fps lapcock and still being s3 like that n all is liek hoonly but liek ask u tho? yeha but this clown literally is so gaia he acc just reaver no but krunker? yeha that n all is liek hoonly but imagine being so homogaia that ur phobis literally just ur bitch whos acc a cat whos gay oh so gaia oh yeah VAOIRGH yeha ns.
by PanduOIRGH September 9, 2022

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
