Vamalf

Basically, it stands for vagina malfunction, according to Belle.

OH MY GOODNESS JESSICA HAD A VAMALF!

by Wik :) October 3, 2021

Vanellope

A mixed drink with Vanilla Vodka, Coconut Rum, 7-Up, Pineapple Juice, and a splash of Grenadine.

Hey bartender, pour me a Vanellope.

by Mythwolff December 4, 2021

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023

Mississippi Vaseline

Chewing tobacco saliva used as anal lubricant

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.

by ecust July 4, 2020

Welsh Vaseline

Used when referring to saliva or spit as a lubricant.

Gavin: Dolly was real dry last night
Bryn: You use some Welsh Vaseline to help things along?

Gavin: Yep. Spat right on her.

by Etymol OG July 6, 2020

Vamily

A noun (though at times seemingly an adjective) which refers to your family...

who are vampires.

Friend: "Hey man, we're still hanging out at your place this weekend, right?"

You: "Hell no! Didn't I tell you my Vamily's gonna be there?"

Friend: "So what? I want to meet them!"

You: "K, I'll tell them I got dinner."

by bl1ND May 2, 2011