Valvis

(n) A mythical creature that drinks 30 beers the night before an exam, do better than you and then tell you all about it.

A valvis drank enough car bombs to blow up a parking lot, then he singlehandedly ruined the curve in ch115, he wasnt even drunk!

by billzxfoyjhlfdlso January 29, 2009

VALVG

When your Latino/a friend texts you something outrageous and you wanna reply “get the fuck outta here” but that feels too long to type. So instead you reply “valvg” (vete a la verga guey).

Raver Friend: This year I’m going to be sober at EDC.

You: VALVG!

by Leowskii March 28, 2019

Dooper Valve

Dooper Valve is another name for your arse hole

"I just dribbled out my dooper valve"

by Broady21 October 1, 2009

fud valve

The bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from.

Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?

Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.

Senga: submerged is fine.

by idiotson September 24, 2013

seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.

Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

Valverdeing

Being a piece of shit pitcher that always lets the other team come back.

he sure is valverdeing this game, the tigers were up 4-0 before he came in and now it is 4-4.

by bigbonetone October 13, 2012

mud valve

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.

I'm going to open the mud valve"

by Agit Prop January 2, 2007