Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive

E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge

by GinderBlock March 4, 2012

Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017

Value Nut-Sack

1) Any product that is made of the cheapest, weakest, most failure prone parts or ingredients.
2) End result of engineering goat screw.

Your Value Nut-Sack cup just leaked all over my car.

That Value Nut-Sack tent is so folded.

Why do I have to eat Value Nut-Sack peas when the other can is 10 cents more?

by EFS Night Crew August 19, 2008

Most Valuable Drunk

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them

Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...

by king jay March 27, 2008

moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.

"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"

by korex May 13, 2005

Facebook Value

A concept where the value of an activity or thing is measured in the potential attention it will get on Facebook.

Man! Amazing picture of you with that hot Norwegian chick. Thats really high facebook value!

by torway May 3, 2009

And nothing of value was lost

A specific reference to an episode of The Critic, in which a Jay Sherman reacts to a flaming parade float crashing into a production of the broadway show Cats.

1000 Coldplay CD's fell into the river? And nothing of value was lost!

by asterios jones June 22, 2011