only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

vampires

immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.

Tom Cruise.

by andrea June 17, 2004

vampirize

verb: the act of biting as a vampire would.
background: it's not a word, but it totally should be... makes sense!

Andrea vampirized Alex. ow.

by andrea November 28, 2004

vampiric liquidised masturbation juice

A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.

Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.

by Ali gooba tremy uterwecex April 17, 2010

Vampires Dark Rising

Vampires Dark Rising aka (VDR) Where plays from all over the world to pretend they're vampires. Now VDR is a fighting game, but if you fight a player they will go on "scream" or to their clan and cry about how about how they got killed in a fighting game. This game should be 18, have you seen some of those messages, you could have a fucking wank to some of them.

Also RC are the best clan on VDR.

"Vampires Dark Rising will be the cause of you having no life"

by The Metal King October 9, 2016

Vampires Everywhere

What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!

Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"

Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."

by I hate Vampires Everywhere July 30, 2010

Vampires Delight

Where you eat out a girl when she is having her period.

Smashing your face in a tomato
Vampires Delight with an endless feast

by Ohright99 October 30, 2008