vacation dick

A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.

Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.

by Dickamos June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.

He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.

by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.

Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break

by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016

vacation dick

dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".

Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.

by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016

vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man

Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"

by Cecilll June 16, 2016