After eating only a chili diet for at least two days, you shit (which will be close to diarrhea) in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once frozen, you insert this condom into the girl's anus where it "boils." In the doggie position, the shit will start seeping out of her anus and drip into her vagina. There you will use this mixture as lubricant while you fuck her from behind.
I just performed the Utica Boiler on this bitch and she fucking loved it.
My dog just Utica Boiled this hairless chihuahua and he almost died.
My dog just Utica Boiled this hairless chihuahua and he almost died.
by Milano Cookie May 3, 2009
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1. When the vagina of a particular woman cannot be imagined with great accuracy
2. A woman with whom sex would be unimaginably unlikely
3. Adjective for an amazing vagina
2. A woman with whom sex would be unimaginably unlikely
3. Adjective for an amazing vagina
1. Matt: She's hot but I cant picture her vagina.
Fred: Yeah, its univaginable.
2. She's so hot, but it would be univaginably unlikely that I'd bang her.
3. WOW! That vagina is univaginably awesome.
Fred: Yeah, its univaginable.
2. She's so hot, but it would be univaginably unlikely that I'd bang her.
3. WOW! That vagina is univaginably awesome.
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As in you think you're good at comedy but you're actually just cringe-worthy and unwatchable
As in you think you're good at comedy but you're actually just cringe-worthy and unwatchable
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Person 2: It's a regional dialect.
Person 1: Uh-huh. What region?
Person 2: Uhh, Upstate New York?
Person 1: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Person 2: Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Person 1: I see.
Person 2: It's a regional dialect.
Person 1: Uh-huh. What region?
Person 2: Uhh, Upstate New York?
Person 1: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Person 2: Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Person 1: I see.
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