Upper Case voice

Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.

"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.

by Youknowyadayada September 23, 2009

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

ulterior motive

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.

I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.

by Chloe98 March 13, 2012

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

by Reedski March 27, 2015

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

by noey November 29, 2013

Unternet

Real life.

John logged off his computer and entered the unternet.

by LadyGlennGlenn October 20, 2010