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Unfortunantawintally

I went out to get my paper today. And unfortunantawintally it started raining and I was wearing shorts.
by Redbday June 16, 2010
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unfortunanting

A verb meaning to make an event, a person or a pattern of behaviour unfortunate.
Also used retrospectively, in the form unfortunanted, when an event occurs at the worst possible moment.
go away, your unfortunanting this game!

well, that was unfortunated.
by a totally reliable source August 20, 2011
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series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.
girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"
by jerry1010 December 9, 2008
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unfortunary

Inclined to be poor; With poor luck
Bill lived in an unfortunary neighborhood everywhere he lived.
by Andrew U June 24, 2005
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Unforted

When you build a pillow fort and your mom makes you take it down. :(
Mom: Take that pillow fort down now!
Me: Oh no(pause) I've been Unforted
by NickBigDick24/7 March 2, 2017
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.
by Alexander Girard August 4, 2005
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Unfortunate truth

Unfortunate truth - a wannabe arm-chair philosopher who will infringe on individual rights merely based on their skewed version of reality. In other words an unfortunate truth is a walking talking rectum, and THAT is the unfortunate truth.
Did you here that douche bag yapping his head off about poor food choices for kids being a form of child abuse. That left winger is an example of the unfortunate truth that we are heading toward a socialist state.
by Lord Bismarck July 18, 2012
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