umesha

An inappropriate dance move that is frowned upon in some cultures.

Hey, did you see me drop a Umesha last night on the dancefloor at the wedding?

by Top1234 December 11, 2016

Umer Naqeeb

A guy so impossibly fat that black holes are only a gram away from forming, he is addicted to eating slime as shown on his youtube channel and is always trying to off the clevertouch(I wonder why) Umer has no money left as he realizes he is so dumb that he knows he won't get into college, so he spent all his money on PUBG UC

Umer Naqeeb is fat

by TWS IS AWESOME May 26, 2019

Umer

An arrogant person with a desire to make money and be with girls despite looking like a monkey

Umer gets all the girls

by YourDadHaHa February 2, 2018

ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

Umed

To mess up

Brian umed last night

by Daddy XXX April 23, 2018

UMEY WUMES

Umey wumes is a person who steals all the bitches and all of your girls in your school loves umey wumey

Girl 1 : LOOK GUYS ITS UMEY WUMES!!!

Girl 2 : OMG HES SOOOO HOT

Girl 3 : i just wanna suck umey wumeys dick 😻😻😻😘😘😘💦💦💦👅👅👅👅🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍒🍒

by yourmomsbssty September 28, 2017

umengadda

Its a nasty rash on the back of you're eye, symptoms of you haveing it is the exceeding need to drum, people who talk as they type, and people who are extremley full of themselves and dont know when to shut up,people with pink hair or eye and a slight case of hellish diahrea.
Celebrities with this disease
George bush
paris hilton
the guy's from broke back mountain
any drummer from any band
and that asian guy from dragon force...you know the guy
george melahkrinkas
ryan plews
can be caught by vibrating phones
obscene vulger belt buckles, salt, scuba diving, country music corn, tomatoes, ryan plews, pillow cases 32 hour road trips and llamas

dude i have some killer umengadda

by Helx October 25, 2007