UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

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U bad

Person 1: i cant believe i lost. I was so unlucky.

Person 2: ub

by Forgefey October 29, 2023

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UBS cable

Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.

I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

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an action

"when you bung your schweeze and ube everywhere

by an advid ubster September 9, 2022

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Ubed

Ubed is an indirect Quranic name for boys that means “servant”, as in “servant of Allah”. Ubed is the name of many companions of the Prophet ﷺ, such as Ubed al-Ansari and Ubed Abu Abdurrahman. It is derived from the AIN-B-D root which is used in many places in the Quran.

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